Sometimes I hate myself, but then I encounter someone who is a bigger jackass than me and I feel slightly better about myself…slightly

Longer update will be arriving sometime this week. First, here are some bullet points…

-I went out to the bar with Swan (friend from college who lives down here), The Avid Texter and Girl Who I Swore Gave Me a Fake Name But Then Showed Me Her License Thus Proving The Name She Gave Me Was Her Given Name. Nothing that exciting happened. It was nice to be out with new friends, but sadly, there are no exciting stories to report. I could not bring myself to revert to my old ways and attempt to get in uncessary trouble.  Sorry, the “Do It For the Blog” requests fell on deaf ears.

-The end of the night was quite drama filled, but I don’t know if I will ever get into it in the blog. It’s just a stupid, immature scenario in which Weasel McDouchebag and I got into a pissing match over the phone. The whole situation is embarrassing and frustrating. At least my excuse was I was drunk, still not quite sure what his was…

-One of my friends offered me a $1 if I banged Shorty (again). Although the $1 was tempting, I turned down the offer.

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3 responses to “Sometimes I hate myself, but then I encounter someone who is a bigger jackass than me and I feel slightly better about myself…slightly

  1. shorty

    I don’t know where your head’s at, but your last bullet made NO sense.

  2. OK, I have absolutely NO recollection of telling Shorty to tell you not to hook up with a girl. This doesn’t sound like me at all!! I would think that my drunken answer would have been “HELL YA GO FOR IT WITTY!”

  3. I will have to question the Short one about all of this. Luckily I opted not to go for it…it was the right choice. I didn’t even attempt to play the “I try to be sexy game”

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