Dear Cute Girls I Gave My Business Card to at Work over the Last Weeks –
When I said “If you have any questions, feel free to call the cell phone number listed on my card. That is for customer use, so you can call if you need anything,” that was also code for “So, yea, you are really attractive. For the love of God call me with non cell phone related business.”
So, feel free to call. I’m free on…well like everyday…ever.