Stupid is as stupid does: Vol. 1

I’ve decided to start yet another series. This one will detail the moronic things people do/say. Enjoy!

FACTS:

1. People are dumb.

2. It’s fun to make fun of stupid people.

3. Racists are extra dumb, so they are even more fun to make fun of.

You probably heard about the shooting that took place at the Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. If note here is a quick recap: An elderly, racist douchebag (some refer to this walking bag of douche as a “man”) walked into the museum and attempted to kill anyone within site. Thankfully, due to the quick-thinking of the guards at the museum, the tragedy wasn’t as bad as it could have been.

Clearly, this “man” (88 year-old James von Brunn) is a complete and utter idiot. This isn’t an opinion, it’s a fact.

But the story and his idiocicy does not stop there. Police found some handwritten notes in his car which were filled with all sorts of gems.  I’m going to focus on the “best” part:

“The Holocaust is a lie. Obama was created by Jews. Obama does what Jew owners tell him to do. Jews captured America’s money. Jews control the mass media. The First Amendment is abrogated — henceforth” (source).

Where to begin? I guess we’ll break it down piece-by-moronic-piece.

“The Holocaust is a lie” – This shouldn’t have to be dignified with a response. Apparently, “evidence” and “proof” are foreign concepts to this man.

“Obama was created by Jews” – So…Let me get this straight…Our President was manufactured by a group of Jewish people? Like immaculate conception? Or is he some kind of robot? I mean either way color me impressed. Somehow we were tricked into voting a robot or some sort of mythical being into our Presidency. Normaly, I’d be mad at this revelation, but this is so damn clever and impressive I just can’t be upset.

“Obama does what Jew owners tell him to do” – Well this makes sense. I mean Jews created him, so why wouldn’t Fraken-Obama listen to them. Frankly, at this point I’m thinking about converting. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of religion that just materializes human-beings from nothing and usher them into the White House?

“Jews captured America’s money. Jews control the mass media.” – Playing into a popular stereotypes here. I’m disappointed because he’s just being lazy with this excetrp. I was expecting something more outlandish. He definitely lost some momentum.

“The First Amendment is abrogated — henceforth.” – AND HE’S BACK IN THE GAME! This guy just abolished the First Amendment. That. Just. Happened. Wow. So, even though the Jews control our President, our money, and the mass media, this jackass somehow has the power to completely erase a section of The Bill of Rights. Impressive.

So, good luck next time your try to evoke your right to free speech, because it’s gone.

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7 responses to “Stupid is as stupid does: Vol. 1

  1. you have no idea how much i appreciate this…

    thanks.

  2. claixta.jive – no problem? haha Thanks for stopping by.

  3. shorty

    “somehow we were tricked into voting a robot into our Presidency.”

    haha best part.

  4. How do I get a T shirt with those three statements on them?

    PRICELESS.

  5. shorty – I like to think the whole thing was equally awesome, but thank you.

    LiLu – Haha thanks

  6. oh wow…I feel less moronic now.

  7. sgtowg

    WHOA. Way to drop the J-bomb! I’m officially uncomfortable.

    I’ve been separated from my Jewish roommates for too long and cannot think of a witty reply. L’chaim.

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